Saturday, December 30, 2006
It seems that I've forgotten how to do html. Well, I'm going to try and overhaul this blog regardless. Now that everyone has left this one in the dust, I can truly treat it like a journal. Mwuhahahah!
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
I be a sailin' round the world tomorraw! Yargggh!
I'll be gone for ninety or so days from today. Not like it matters since I've been a piece of shit about keeping in touch.
If you're curious I'll be on a container ship called the Livorno Express. I plan on checking in whenever I arrive in various ports. Maybe with PICTURES!!!
either that or I'll just get LAZY AGAIN!!! yargggh!
Now where'd I put that bottle of rum?
I'll be gone for ninety or so days from today. Not like it matters since I've been a piece of shit about keeping in touch.
If you're curious I'll be on a container ship called the Livorno Express. I plan on checking in whenever I arrive in various ports. Maybe with PICTURES!!!
either that or I'll just get LAZY AGAIN!!! yargggh!
Now where'd I put that bottle of rum?
Thursday, October 27, 2005
I'm still here and I made a new comic.
I'll post it in a bit
I'll post it in a bit
Saturday, May 28, 2005
Getting bitched immediately when you come home makes you feel real good, especially when you haven't seen your parent in a while. Big HTML middle finger to "you know who you are"!!
I'm leaving on the ship this tuesday. It's going to suck....and be fun. .....and suck
nobody reads this thing methinks...
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Pack Pack Pack Pack Pack Clean Pack Clean Sleep Sleep Sleep FailCalculus2 ComeBack Clean Pack Pack Drive Drive Drive Eat Relax Sleep Sleep VisitFriends
Everyone come back to Spring so we can hang out.
I've only go to weeks and then I'm doing a summer semester at sea that'll suck. What do you call repeated consonants again? Alliteration? Oh shit! I've english to do.
Bye
Everyone come back to Spring so we can hang out.
I've only go to weeks and then I'm doing a summer semester at sea that'll suck. What do you call repeated consonants again? Alliteration? Oh shit! I've english to do.
Bye
Sunday, April 17, 2005
Main Entry: de·funct
Pronunciation: di-'f&[ng]kt, dE-
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin defunctus, from past participle of defungi to finish, die, from de- + fungi to perform -- more at FUNCTION
: no longer living, existing, or functioning
synonym see DEAD
sorry for not updating....ever
I have a sore throat :(
On Friday I got to hang out with these guys for 30 minutes or so
Well, actually I was hanging out with the two guys sans girl. The guy in the middle is Brian Posehn, and the leprechaun is Patton Oswalt. There were also two other comedians. One's named Zach Galifianakis and the other was Anderson something.
Brian Posehn and the Anderson guy were super nice. Patton was too, but we barely hung out. Making comedians laugh while you're talking to them gives you an insta-ego-boner.
Pronunciation: di-'f&[ng]kt, dE-
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin defunctus, from past participle of defungi to finish, die, from de- + fungi to perform -- more at FUNCTION
: no longer living, existing, or functioning
synonym see DEAD
sorry for not updating....ever
I have a sore throat :(
On Friday I got to hang out with these guys for 30 minutes or so
Well, actually I was hanging out with the two guys sans girl. The guy in the middle is Brian Posehn, and the leprechaun is Patton Oswalt. There were also two other comedians. One's named Zach Galifianakis and the other was Anderson something.
Brian Posehn and the Anderson guy were super nice. Patton was too, but we barely hung out. Making comedians laugh while you're talking to them gives you an insta-ego-boner.
Sunday, March 27, 2005
I had a pretty crazy weekend. Rather than go home for easter I just stayed at school. I got too drunk on thursday night and then on saturday. Today I felt like crap both physically and mentally. I'm going to start cleaning my room and organizing my stuff me thinks. I really need to kick it into gear if I'm going to have any hope of passing my cal2 class.
sorry for not updating more often. anyways...
Phil...come down here and hang out you bastard.
sorry for not updating more often. anyways...
Phil...come down here and hang out you bastard.
Saturday, January 29, 2005
I can type fine whithle I'm drunk.....
Ok mtyabye not...
Ok mtyabye not...
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
I know this is old, but still.
ChompityMcChomp: and I'm sure Kevin has lots to do, but he's asleep on his bed
ChompityMcChomp: I think someone gave him date-rape or something...
Steve, you rufie-slipping scamp you.
ChompityMcChomp: I think someone gave him date-rape or something...
Steve, you rufie-slipping scamp you.
Saturday, January 22, 2005
My roomate listens to rap along with everything else. Rather than get into a bunch of trendy stuff like Boards of Canada or Postal Service whatever, I wind up listening to a bunch of rap crap.
It kind of grows on you. Right now, I've got a bunch of rap stuff in my new car haha. Oh by the way I have a new car. I'm so proud of it. I even waxed it, what the hell is that all about?
It kind of grows on you. Right now, I've got a bunch of rap stuff in my new car haha. Oh by the way I have a new car. I'm so proud of it. I even waxed it, what the hell is that all about?
Tuesday, January 18, 2005
Classes start up again tomorrow at the crack of nine for me. :(
We're going to keep souping up our room until it reaches non-faggotry status.
Prehaps I'll be able to pass all of my classes
Steve's GF is hot, so is my suitmates, so is...oh wait >:(
College......YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
We're going to keep souping up our room until it reaches non-faggotry status.
Prehaps I'll be able to pass all of my classes
Steve's GF is hot, so is my suitmates, so is...oh wait >:(
College......YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Monday, January 03, 2005
BOOO!
Monday, November 01, 2004
I'm still here. I have to be at drill practice in 4 hours, so I'm just going to stay up for the night.
Thursday, September 23, 2004
I go to college in Galveston, Texas. My major is marine science. I've studied less than five hours in the three weeks I've been in classes. I might flunk some courses. I get up everday at five in the morning. I don't know why, but I prefer blue rasberry malt liquor to just about anything else. It only costs three bucks for an entire bottle :)
It sucks not being around my old friends. There aren't many people going to college here that are into the kind of stuff I am. Somehow though, we all get along pretty well. I've sort of adapted. It's a unique feeling when you're in the corps, because everyone has to go through the same shit together and help one another out. You get to know eachother very quickly and you also know that they have your back and you have theirs. My roomate is from Texas City and his dad is a shrimper. No really. I swear to god he's the redneck version of Brit Burke. I cuss like a sailor, literally. I'm trying to cut it out though. I'm not doing that great in my studies, and I don't really have the discipline to improve. I'm going to be taking an easier major at sememster, but I have to at least hold it together until then. I eat breakfast now, and that's weird. If I don't come back home before thanksgiving, I will have probably lost 10-20 pounds the next time anyone sees me.
I don't need to say anything sappy, but yeah I miss some people quite a bit. If you've actually bothered to look at this blog, then you're probably included.
I had a girl tell me she likes me, and I didn't like her back. Plus I'm gonna flunk out if I don't pull my shit together. So yeah none of that stuff right now. Except if this other girl likes me... Dating is some fucked up shit. I don't know if I'm changing, being changed or what but I'm tired of drama. When you live with a guy roomate (especially a football player from texas city), you learn that drama is pretty fucking unnecessary to live your life. I swear I'm not becoming an asshole. I sort of miss having stuff to talk about that was maybe a little depressing, but I'm not in a rush to go find something either. I do have 4 friends that still talk about something deeper than nascar, so that's helping me to keep it in perspective. Anyways..
Somebody seriously needs to come down to Galveston. We have a big comfortable couch with dual recliners. It's lime green and has cigarette burns. Let's see....a 27' flatscreen, a fish tank with Seahorses!, a green shag bathmat, and a gnome on top of our microwave. Anybody can come guy or girl, because our RA is non-existent. Seriously I've never seen the guy. So yeah, come hang out.
It sucks not being around my old friends. There aren't many people going to college here that are into the kind of stuff I am. Somehow though, we all get along pretty well. I've sort of adapted. It's a unique feeling when you're in the corps, because everyone has to go through the same shit together and help one another out. You get to know eachother very quickly and you also know that they have your back and you have theirs. My roomate is from Texas City and his dad is a shrimper. No really. I swear to god he's the redneck version of Brit Burke. I cuss like a sailor, literally. I'm trying to cut it out though. I'm not doing that great in my studies, and I don't really have the discipline to improve. I'm going to be taking an easier major at sememster, but I have to at least hold it together until then. I eat breakfast now, and that's weird. If I don't come back home before thanksgiving, I will have probably lost 10-20 pounds the next time anyone sees me.
I don't need to say anything sappy, but yeah I miss some people quite a bit. If you've actually bothered to look at this blog, then you're probably included.
I had a girl tell me she likes me, and I didn't like her back. Plus I'm gonna flunk out if I don't pull my shit together. So yeah none of that stuff right now. Except if this other girl likes me... Dating is some fucked up shit. I don't know if I'm changing, being changed or what but I'm tired of drama. When you live with a guy roomate (especially a football player from texas city), you learn that drama is pretty fucking unnecessary to live your life. I swear I'm not becoming an asshole. I sort of miss having stuff to talk about that was maybe a little depressing, but I'm not in a rush to go find something either. I do have 4 friends that still talk about something deeper than nascar, so that's helping me to keep it in perspective. Anyways..
Somebody seriously needs to come down to Galveston. We have a big comfortable couch with dual recliners. It's lime green and has cigarette burns. Let's see....a 27' flatscreen, a fish tank with Seahorses!, a green shag bathmat, and a gnome on top of our microwave. Anybody can come guy or girl, because our RA is non-existent. Seriously I've never seen the guy. So yeah, come hang out.
Friday, September 03, 2004
Foot in fucking mouth. I seem to be doing that a lot lately. :p
I had this sixth sense that I was doing it even as I was typing it. haha
Aaaaaaanyways, how about that local sports team?
I had this sixth sense that I was doing it even as I was typing it. haha
Aaaaaaanyways, how about that local sports team?
Sunday, August 22, 2004
I got out of INDOC (week long boot camp) and jetted up to my house to grab the supplies I'll need for the next week before school. I'm only home for a few hours...
I hope everyone is doing well. I feel kind of cut off from the world, but that will change as soon as I get computer access in about 3 weeks or so.
Well I've got to go pack, because I need to be back on the ship at 10pm tonight.
I would talk more about INDOC, but...well you kind of had to be there I suppose.
Anyways g'bye.
I hope everyone is doing well. I feel kind of cut off from the world, but that will change as soon as I get computer access in about 3 weeks or so.
Well I've got to go pack, because I need to be back on the ship at 10pm tonight.
I would talk more about INDOC, but...well you kind of had to be there I suppose.
Anyways g'bye.
Saturday, August 14, 2004
I added/fixed my links just a little. That 'samorost' link was dead, and if you had neglected to click on it before boy did you fucking miss out. My friends Ari and Sarah have been added, and that completes the list of blogs I visit.
Phil, Julia, Sean, John K, Kevin, and Steve: I don't have time to see you guys before I leave. By the time you get back from your various events I'll already be gone (not forever of course :p ).
Phil, I know I still owe you. I'll buy lunch or something when I get back up here.
Steve: WHORE
Sean: That's MY BONE HELM!
Julia: *shoots dart* *then does the eyebrow thing*
p.s. I'm listening to Glass Danse, Steve haha.
P.s.s. now Infected Mushroom :p
Phil, Julia, Sean, John K, Kevin, and Steve: I don't have time to see you guys before I leave. By the time you get back from your various events I'll already be gone (not forever of course :p ).
Phil, I know I still owe you. I'll buy lunch or something when I get back up here.
Steve: WHORE
Sean: That's MY BONE HELM!
Julia: *shoots dart* *then does the eyebrow thing*
p.s. I'm listening to Glass Danse, Steve haha.
P.s.s. now Infected Mushroom :p
Thursday, August 12, 2004
Well I'm leaving for college in a matter of days now....
Right now I'm packing, and earlier today I got my hair cut.....off. That's right folks, I've a '1' on top and a '0' on the sides. I look like a fucking post-chemo patient. Fucking Maritime Academy.
Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not sure if I want to see everyone before I head off. It's not that I don't want to see everyone ever again, but I think it'd be easier if I just sort of left really quickly. It's going to be just a clean, fast cut.
I met many, many great people within my last year, and I really wish that I would've met everyone earlier......instead of all my crappy former friends. :p I guess this is what it's all about though. I wonder how it'll be.
Right now I'm packing, and earlier today I got my hair cut.....off. That's right folks, I've a '1' on top and a '0' on the sides. I look like a fucking post-chemo patient. Fucking Maritime Academy.
Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not sure if I want to see everyone before I head off. It's not that I don't want to see everyone ever again, but I think it'd be easier if I just sort of left really quickly. It's going to be just a clean, fast cut.
I met many, many great people within my last year, and I really wish that I would've met everyone earlier......instead of all my crappy former friends. :p I guess this is what it's all about though. I wonder how it'll be.
